Movie Review: Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus
Premise: (Trailer below): A gigantic, immensely powerful shark does battle with a fierce primordial crocodile from Africa.
My Review: In the history of film making, few times has anyone ever happily watched a movie in disgust this is one of those few times. Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus is quite possibly one of the worst films to ever take up space better used for comparatively better programming such as the Yule Log or Dog the Bounty Hunter. But I say this while also encouraging you to partake in the same horrifying experience as I did.
Jaleel White’s casting as the hero only helps further the overwhelming awesomeness of the movie. Add in the fact that the Shark and Croc seem to vary in size based on the enemy they are attacking and you have cinematic genius. The only regret I have is that I don’t do drugs because I can only imagine this would be an Oscar Nominee if I was in any other state of mind.
Rating: MUST SEE but 1 out of 5