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Texas cheerleader’s name to ‘Ugly Hoe’ in class yearbook

  Irving High School in Texas has to recall all 400 of their yearbooks after a student thought it would be funny to change a girl’s name to “Ugly Hoe” in the school yearbook.  It was a picture of the junior varsity cheerleaders, and while every other girl was properly identified, one had been labeled, “Ugly Hoe.” Luckily, only 13 of the 400 yearbooks had ...
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Florida Man Arrested Picking Mushrooms In State Forest With Alligator In His Backpack

Only in Florida! Wildlife officials arrested five men in the Little Econ State Forest in Seminole County Sunday after an officer found them with magic mushrooms, marijuana and an alligator in a backpack, according to Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokeswoman Joy Hill. Hill said the group was stopped for picking hallucinogenic psilocybin mushrooms, which grow ...
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Kids’ suspensions renew debate over zero tolerance

By MICHAEL RUBINKAM   Waiting in line for the bus, a Pennsylvania kindergartener tells her pals she's going to shoot them with a Hello Kitty toy that makes soap bubbles. In Maryland, two 6-year-old boys pretend their fingers are guns during a playground game of cops and robbers. In Massachusetts, a 5-year-old boy attending an after-school ...
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Animal-Related Police Blotters

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Meth hidden in Snickers Bars

  I must admit that this is among one of the more interesting smuggling ideas I have heard. Huffington Post - A California man faces federal drug charges for allegedly trying to smuggle more than 4 pounds of methamphetamine to Japan in what looked like dozens of Snickers bars. U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials said Monday that ...
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Toddler Fight Club

The First Rule of Toddler Fight Club is...   Somebody talked about fight club. Three Delaware day care employees have been accused of encouraging toddlers to fight each other while the children were under their care. CBS Philly reported that Tiana Harris, 19, Lisa Parker, 47, and Estefania Myers, 21, employees of the Hands of Our Future Daycare in ...
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Fake Penis leads to Real Arrest

If only Jacob Lee Bovia thought with his head -- and not his fake penis. Authorities in Maryland arrested the 28-year-old Annapolis man on Friday after receiving multiple complaints regarding an individual exposing himself to women on the Anne Arundel Community College campus. Turns out, the suspect 'simulated indecent exposure with a display of fake genitalia to women on ...
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