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Oh how the Newt has fallen…

The man that thought he was going to be president has seen his popularity wane quickly- so much that this is a picture of his recent book signing.  The scarier part? Does he actually travel with a guy in an elephant costume? [via]

Ron Paul is Married to a 19 Year Old!

Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul is married to a 19 year-old. The even stranger part is he has been married to her for over fifty-five years— Carol Paul was born on February 29th, or what is more commonly referred to as Leap Day. It occurs once every four years. So yes, Ron Paul’s wife, Carol Paul, is

The Onion – The Most Trusted Congressional Source of News

Congressman John Flemming is surprisingly upset about the pending “Abortionplex”

Facts about Sex!

Gingrich and Perry will not be on Virginia primary ballot

WASHINGTON — Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich has failed to qualify for Virginia’s March 6 Republican primary, a development that complicates his bid to win the GOP presidential nomination. “After verification, RPV has determined that Newt Gingrich did not submit required 10k signatures and has not qualified for the VA primary,” the Republican Party of Virginia announced early Saturday

Trump leaves Republican Party after debate snub

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Businessman and reality TV personality Donald Trump has left the Republican Party, changing his voter registration to independent in his home state of New York, in a move that could facilitate a potential third-party presidential run in 2012, U.S. media reported on Friday. The move was disclosed 10 days after the real estate mogul announced

Flowchart to Determine Which GOP Candidate to Support

    Source: HolyTaco

Dan Quayle to back Romney – No One Cares

                Dan Quayle will throw his support behind GOP presidential hopeful Mitt Romney on Tuesday, CNN has confirmed. The former Republican vice president, who served with former President George H.W. Bush, will make the announcement alongside Romney at an event in suburban Phoenix. Source: CNN

Spread Santorum with your Holiday Cheer!

  As you will see below, the top search result when looking up “Santorum” leads to http://spreadingsantorum.com/, which gives the following definition:

Herman Cain “Reassessing” Nomination Bid

Breaking News: Herman Cain is “reassessing” his bid for the nomination according to top aides. More as the story breaks… Update- Read more at Des Moines Register (They beat everyone by a wide margin on this one)